✳+SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH CONFIDENCE100% SHRIMP. 0% PLAN.
∅The shrimp is nonexistent.
He left absolutely nothing behind. Except a suspiciously large unpaid tab.
psst. click on me.X: 0.00 Y: 0.00 EGO: ∞
REMAINING EXISTENCE
100%
CLICK 00 / 12 Every existential crisis starts somewhere.
LESS SHRIMP. MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. ✳ LESS SHRIMP. MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. ✳ LESS SHRIMP. MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. ✳ LESS SHRIMP. MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. ✳
02 / THE OTHERS IN THIS UNIVERSE
Absolutely no one has a plan.
The shrimp isn’t alone. Unfortunately for the shrimp.
THE FOREST’S SELF-APPOINTED MAIN CHARACTERNO. 002
100% forest bootyMOSS ON HIS HEAD. DISCO IN HIS HEART.
FOREST TROLL / UNLICENSED DANCE INSTRUCTOR
Ludi wit da booty.
Ludi lives in a tree stump and pays rent in mushrooms. He can hear a bassline through sixteen inches of moss. The forest asked him to keep it down. The forest lost.
THE RING’S MOST DISTRACTIBLE LEGENDNO. 003
0% game planLEFT JAB. RIGHT SIDE QUEST.
ADHD BOXER / MDMA BOXER / GRAPPLING ENTHUSIAST
Torben with the grappling.
Torben has an ADHD brain, boxing gloves and the nickname MDMA Boxer. He brought a grappling hook to a boxing match. Nobody asked why. Everybody looked up.
THE UNIVERSE’S UNOFFICIAL NAP CONSULTANTNO. 004
99% nap potentialSOFT FUR. HARD BOUNDARIES.
TEDDY BEAR / PROFESSIONAL CHAOS CUSHION
Freddy the Teddy.
Freddy has a bow tie, a bedtime and absolutely no intention of rushing. While everyone else questions existence, he questions whether the sofa is free. His emergency plan is a blanket.
03 / STORIES FROM A QUESTIONABLE UNIVERSE
Things got weird.
Small characters. Massive side quests. The universe makes up a new story every time.
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TINY WHINY & FRIENDSSTORY 001
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A very small rescue mission.
Tiny Whiny had shrunk so much that Ludi mistook him for a pink breadcrumb. Torben launched a rescue mission with his grappling hook, caught the ceiling lamp and declared it his opponent. Ludi danced to keep morale up. Freddy quietly prepared an emergency blanket. The shrimp disappeared halfway through the applause. They kept clapping for three minutes. Nobody wanted to admit they couldn’t see him.
NO MORAL. JUST MORE LORE.
ONE LAST LITTLE THOUGHT
You don’t need to take up much space to be quite a character.